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Offered without comment.

Anonymous calls for ‘total war’ on Donald Trump http://mashable.com/2016/03/15/anonymous-video-donald-trump/

Detailed post later.

Sanskari Censor Board Chief vs. Arnab

I stopped watching Arnab a while back, and max tolerance for him is exactly 5 mins after which I meditate or something. Today might be the first time I tolerated him until the end, and I’ll go all buzzfeed on you.

The event was Pahlaj Nihalani on newshour which everyone was talking about. The case to be solved was the Bond movie cutting 20 seconds off a kissing scene between Monica Bellucci and Daniel Craig. [“How do you derive 20 seconds? Why not 21? Or 19?”]

Anyway it’s bordering on surreal, that debate, where we’re mostly grateful the two participants don’t have Machetes. Just look at the hands?

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Arnab being Arnab asks pertinent koschens like “Are you living in a real world?”
“Why did you make bad movies?”
“Why did you approve the censorship when you haven’t even seen the movie?”

Pahlaj has very good responses, like any responsible panelist:
“See”
“Look”
“My movies were hits.”
“It’s in the code.”

The sucker punch comes with the —
“Have you seen my movie in the theatre to call it vulgar?

Then there’s this exchange about sanskaar.

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My three favourite ones:

“How do you think a gangster will express his anger? ‘….krodh prakat…’?”

This:

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And this:

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Wow. Just, wow.

The brilliance never ceases to amaze me.

ISIS In America? Ben Carson, Ann Coulter, And Marco Rubio Say Refugees From Syria Are A Terrorist Risk

http://www.inquisitr.com/2570287/isis-in-america-ben-carson-ann-coulter-and-marco-rubio-say-refugees-from-syria-are-a-terrorist-risk/

Denied Nobel prize

https://twitter.com/ibnlive/status/662903100504576000

OK.

Labour MP holds up debate until squeamish Tory says ‘tampon’

Cash had been calling them “these products” throughout the debate over a proposed amendment to the Finance Bill to renegotiate the 5% “tampon tax” imposed on them because they are “luxury” goods. He avoided saying the term for an hour and 15 minutes — and then they kept talking about it for about another hour.

http://mashable.com/2015/10/27/tory-mp-tampon/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link#ByUZ4441u8qu

I don’t know  what’s more ridiculous: that you can’t say tampon, that  they’re arguing about the tax on it, that they’re arguing about not saying tampon, or that it’s called tampongate. Ugh.

Ameesha Patel and Kushal Tandon have an insane Twitter meltdown over national anthem

Offered without much analysis. I don’t know whether to cry, to facepalm, or do what.
Kushal, your 15 seconds are over. Or, was it 3 months? Or 2 months?

Ameesha, that monthlies trick is the cheapest trick in the book, because it’s something that can’t be verified. Chill.

http://m.firstpost.com/bollywood/tv-actor-kushal-tandon-and-ameesha-patel-have-twitter-meltdown-over-national-anthem-2483366.html?utm_source=fp_hp

Edited to add: that 16% battery made me cringe. Why aren’t you glued to the wall, dude?
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Aquafina Admits It’s Just Tap Water | Inverse

File to: “Obviously. What kind of idiot do you take me for?” The world’s biggest bottled water brand is going to start admitting that it comes from the exact same source as the tap water disdained by snobs.

https://www.inverse.com/article/5819-aquafina-admits-it-s-just-tap-water

Sigh.

Shiba becomes an ostrich

They crack me up.
Wow.

An old personal click.

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Intranet.

Just read and decide.
Internet or internet it seems. I don’t know where to go get rid of my slumber.

“Effective with this sentence, Wired News will no longer capitalize the “I” in internet.
At the same time, Web becomes web and Net becomes net. Why? The simple answer is because there is no earthly reason to capitalize any of these words. Actually, there never was.”

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